I recommend carpet
Thus avoiding making any room look and feel like a waiting room in a hospital.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)

MORNING BOGOF!!!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)

HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)

helllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo xxx

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)

Steady on

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)

mwah mwah mwah *cuddles*
*tongue in ear*
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

You should start a thread
See how long it takes for Little Miss Autism to pop up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)

i might in a bit yeh
but the op isn't too bad and his thread is quite new
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

awwwww,
wuv you too. xx
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

*internet cuddlewuggles*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

whoooo?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

JMG of course
It what he does now. MW posts at night and within seconds the prick, who I'm totally sure wasn't sat there waiting at all like someone who has nothing better to do, pipes up with some of his normal brain farts. It's a very troubling sign.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)

Buy One Get One Free?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)

i said, you buy one, you get one free
you buy one, you get one free!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)

The chap said when he came to measure up
"oh, wow, proper old concrete floors, you know it's fashion at the moment to just have polished concrete these days."
I almost asked him to leave there and then.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)

What kind of cunt wants concrete floors in the house?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

trendy cunts with not taste?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)

Seriously
What could you possibly think that shiny concrete would add to the comfort of a home? Imagine the romance of boffing the missus on a cold hard floor in front of a flame effect heater.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

The kind who like smashing their skulls open when they come in from a night on the pop and fall over.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

Health and safety issues are always at the forefront of my flooring choices
Ideally I'd like my house carpeted with beds.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)

I just want a night on the pop :(

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

I'm meeting some old pals in Bratfud on Thursday night
I'll get you tanked if you want.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)