I'll be going to Edinburgh later in the year.
I'll probably piss on a chip shop.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)

Watch out
if you whip your cock out up there they'll have it battered and deep fried within seconds.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)

Do they really deep fry pizza in Scotland?
I just heard that, and it sounds delicious.
(dingomart thought he was fluent in bile, just not like this, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)