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Fuck that guy.
I've just booked a holiday to Naples. I'm going to piss on Vesuvius because I am better than a volcano and it needs telling.

Where's your next holiday and what will you piss on whilst there?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
Centerparcs!
Livin' la vida.

And I will piss on... erm... well if I do an Arial Adventure thing again, who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
If you're doing an Arial Adventure, try to piss on EVERYTHING.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
some sort of spinning aparatus would be good.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
Have you never seen meatspin?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
yes thankyou
it's just CGI you know. real people don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
I'll be going to Edinburgh later in the year.
I'll probably piss on a chip shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
Watch out
if you whip your cock out up there they'll have it battered and deep fried within seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
Do they really deep fry pizza in Scotland?
I just heard that, and it sounds delicious.
(dingomart thought he was fluent in bile, just not like this, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
i might have to go to calgary tomorrow with a golden retriever
after i deliver the dog, i should have a couple of days free
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
Are you some kind of animal pimp?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)

an international animal pimp I'll have you know

nah, i have friend who is a breeder, and he had some sort of fuckup with his ticket. he offered to pay for my flight if i take the dog
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
are there any strings or bits of poly bag poking out of the dog's bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
Give it a golden shower

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
Goin' 'oop north to Yorkshire in September
Can't say I have any plans to piss on anything... Yet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
Scotland. Chilly.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
what if another dog comes along after you and marks the territory as his own?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
It's a big volcano, I'm prepared to split it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
comprimise is loss, if you can't have it, destroy it

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
I meant the dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
I don't have any holiday plans.
I think you knew this and did this thread deliberately to leave me out. You shit.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
Hahaha you big holidayless gaylord.
Take your midget to Eureka, that's a fun day out.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
He's going on enough bloody holidays this year, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR CHILD?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
probably a racist thing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
Holiday will be in crete
I'll piss of the balcony on to the people below to show my distain for their lack being up higher than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
Hopefully I'll have a holiday
before we go to Noo Yoik in November. I'm going to piss on the Statue of Liberty when I'm there. I hear she loves a good golden shower...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
I might pop over the Amsterdam.
My ma and me want to go the the Van Gogh museum. I might piss on 'Sunflowers'.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
I saw that in the national gallery
it was just a small picture of flowers on a wall. wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
Without wanting to actually scare you
I should hopefully be in Manhattan in November... NY Giants vs Eagles.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
Celebrating 9/11, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)
ooh, didn't know you were going to NYC

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
i'll be going fishing for a few days weekend after next, plenty of room for anyone who wants to come along

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
probably a bit short notice for everyone, nevermind

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
Mongolia. Via many, many other places.
I will piss in the desert.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
Disneyland.
An orchestra.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
Classic baldmonkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
This year, Cornwall. I will piss in the sea.
Next year, the Olympics. I will piss on a High Jumper in mid jump. I like to set myself a challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
I dunno
I might just book a flight and fuck off to Barcelona.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
And piss on a Spaniard.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)

piss on get mugged by
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
No holiday for us
but we're having a day in that London next week, staying at the trucker's hotel at Beaconsfield Services on the M40 the night before

/living the dream
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
fucking tourists, piss off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
Of all the places to stay.... wtf?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
because it has a bed, an ensuite and it only costs £39 a night
five minutes down the motorway towards London even the Travelodge places are charging £100+ for the night we want to stay. I'd rather spend that cash elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
no, fair dos. I thought again...
where are you going down from?

With petrol and coke prices I've not purchased anything (not fully expensed) from a service station for a looong time.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
Birmingham
We've got loads of stuff planned (visiting the zoo, Ripleys Believe it All Not, West End Show etc) and I didn't want to drive 120 miles followed by 40 minutes on the tube before we even start.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
I used to drive the entire M40
every single day... save your money and just set off early! Park down in Brentford by Boston Manor on the street for free and go from there.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
I might go to waitrose instead of morrisons

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
You might be stunned by the culture shock of such an abrupt change

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
I bet they don't even put beef jerky on hangers in the cleaning product aisles

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
How you are supposed to find ANYTHING is a mystery

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)