What about the Paddington Bear version? :)
In other news, HELLO BLUE STAR! HOW ARE YOU?
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)

Yes I like the Paddington Bear one
AND the Morecambe and Wise one. Hello mns, how're you dollface? I'm alright. Drinking tea and settling down for the finale of Geordie Shore, how man pet.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

Howay there man pet canny like. Ah hev a spune in the bathrum but ah've nay corze te yuse it!
I'm not watching Geordie Shore as I paid a lot of money for my TV and don't want more of an excuse to put my foot through it after already watching Bonio from off of U2 pissing about at Glastonbury
I'm drinking a bottle of Ridley's Old Bob and recovering from fitness training with the Beaver Scouts.
I have a resting heart rate of 70bpm. Fit as fuck, me!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)