Pfft, condiments.
You mean you can't cook something edible and appetising without resorting to outside flavourings?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:53, archived)

IT'S AN INGREDIENT
YOU PLEB
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)

I add sage and thyme to my baked beans.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

sage rosemary

They're well saucy.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)

Ooh matron.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)