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i fucking love peep show
in the last few days i've watched every episode up to series 5ep2, not many more left unfortunately.

not much makes me laugh on account of me being a miserable cunt. but peep show does make me chuckle.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)
Hey Womby,
I know David Mitchell's brother. He used to work in the Turf Tavern, a lovely pub in oxford. I met David Mitchell once when he was visiting his brother. I didn't say anything for fear of not being funny enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:31, archived)
i would have said things, or at least passed him a note which said things for me

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)
Never seen it on account of me being wilfully ignorant of popular culture

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)
you should try it out
it's better than everything else
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)
I also haven't seen it either, but that's because I think it's a pile of shit starring two smug wankers.
Or is that the same thing in this case?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:34, archived)
i do like educated people with well informed opinions

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)
i think you're shit
but only because you are
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)
Well done.
Is that the root cause behind your self-loathing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
i love me. i'm awesome.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)
Same
Oi! Cook face. Use balsamic cider vinegar for your dressings instead of gay modena shite. It tastes a million times betterer than plain old grape crap.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)
i've gone off you

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)
Oh fickle internet :((((

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)
this isn't the internet
this is the matrix
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
I stand by my answer

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)
fickle matrix

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
Personally, I don't like vinegar (any type), so tend not to use it while cooking for myself, unless it's part of a sauce and will be balanced out by other flavours.
Professionally, I have to keep within a costings budget and would get told to fuck off if I suggested using it to my head chef. The fact we use very little balsamic vinegar in the first place would also possibly be a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)
Yeah well
Fuck off back to Grimshaw's non brewed condiment if you like it so much
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
Pfft, condiments.
You mean you can't cook something edible and appetising without resorting to outside flavourings?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:53, archived)
IT'S AN INGREDIENT
YOU PLEB
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)
I add sage and thyme to my baked beans.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

sage rosemary

They're well saucy.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)
Ooh matron.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)
Ok well done.
I need friends on xbox to get two co-op achievements.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)
i only have three playstations, sorry

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)
Why would you have...
Oh to lure in the children.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)
nah ps2 and two ps3's as one of them's my nephews

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
I knew there'd be kids involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)
Are they like Sainsburys Nectar points?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)
Except you can't spend them and they amount to nothing more than me being a game completist.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)
That 'bloop' noise sure is satisfying though.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)
I found out you can't get friend list with benefits, without playing online, which is a pain.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
I got the "Crockets are such B.S." achievement last night and was disproportionately happy about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
I don't understand anything anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

I need friends on xbox to get two co-op achievements.

ZING
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:49, archived)
This is infact quite true.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)
If you have a steam account
There is a newly created /talk steam group if the same group of internet acquaintances in a seperate capacity counts toward the friend total.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)
My upstairs computer couldn't handle any new games, or old games for that matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)
OOoo get you with your 'upstairs' computer

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)
Bedroom computer if you will.
We're borrowing a laptop at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)
Point me towards the sign-up page please.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:06, archived)
Time for Bed
Gnight you lot, don't stay up too late, or you'll miss the Sandman, and then you won't have that satisfying feeling of pulling the gunk out of your eye on the bus/tube/sat in traffic jam on the way to wherever it is you have to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)
Sounds like a sensible idea.
I'm off too. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)