Onions are a type of fruit
Swans are almost never mute
Eye of toad and tail of newt
You can learn a lot from lydia
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

As the wind beat down on him
He felt a branch bounce of his shin
He heard a snap and soon his string
Was limp upon the floor.

He'd lost another kite again
To another hurricane
Furthermore he had been maimed
ULTIMATE KITE FLYING WOO WOO WOO YEAH prick
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)

i wonder if frisbee adam's password is 'ultimate' or some variation
could he be that silly?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

It's probably the name of his first owner.

( Zuowan, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Jethro.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)