you fat cunt

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

Do these panties make my cunt look big?

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

i would have no idea, i think you must be confusing me with someone else

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

Polka dot.
polka dot
polka dot
polka dot
polka dot
polka dot
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

i wonder if webclam is still fingering that old boot

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

He was a good mate, and I'm happy that he ended up happy.
She wasn't really my cup of tea, but that hardly matters.
I wasn't keen on the way they were practically fucking in the back of my car when I drove them to a CHBash, either.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

Also, I saw him laciviously eyeing up Kersal's feet in high heels at a bash once.
He was clearly excited. I dun a lol.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

wasn't he a sexcase tho?

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

Yes.
Yes he was.
Case doesn't cover it though. Trunk. He was a sex trunk. Or a sex garage. Maybe a sex warehouse.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)

sex landfill

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)

That might be taking it too far.
Sex luggage rack.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

there was a kids program called polka dot shorts that i'd forgotten all about
the theme went:
'polka dot,
polka dot,
polka dot shorts!'
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

i was soooo singing that song too ten minutes ago.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)