he'd probs get further in media if he wasn't fat, but i guess he has been fat since at least 2005 so i suppose
at least we know that he will be fat for all of his life and so probably not live too long.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 20:31, archived)

he's probably still stuck under that desk, too fat to get out.

( spesh., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 20:32, archived)