i think gonz clearly shows you why you have got the responses you have, it was a fuckwit question from the start
you need a death cert to even book the funeral, so giving it to a email service will be easy, and as it takes about 2 weeks to arrange a date you could email the entire fucking world with an invite, and if that is not enough time for people then i doubt very much if they even liked the dead person, piss off, no offence
( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)

Yep that's what I thought.
I've told her to fax it.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)

you may need to provide a hard copy, but special delivery only takes a day in the post, you need lots of copies of death certs for loads of different people, costs a fair bit

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)

Have you got a load for your nan yet?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)

nah man, she is fit as a flea now, doctors dont know shit, she is still well up for being the first female pope, god bless her

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)

Happy times.
Do let us know if she's struggling again though. You know we are always here for you.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)

i know, it touches me all the warmth i recieved in those dark days

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)