Afternoon Mooey
I'm off to sear the brisket and shove it in the oven, be back in 10
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 13:56, archived)

is "sear the brisket" some sort of code phrase?
like "pack the fudge"?
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:06, archived)

+ you have msn?
You have cam?

What's your ASL?
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:15, archived)

I have genital warts
is that the same as having MSN?
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)

exact same

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:25, archived)

I got mugged by some tv cooking
I'm doing chicken & chorizo & butter bean casserole.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)

I'm going to jam a lemon up a chicken later

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)

This is a good plan
Don't leave it up there if you are boiling the carcass. If you know what I mean, eh? EH?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)

We had chicken and chorizo stirfry the other day, it was a great disappointment.
It was my first attempt though and now I know that when the ingredients call for 2 tins of chopped tomatoes I should use 2 tins even if it means trugging to the top shop to get one.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)

Tool
How's him indoors today? Still dizzy?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)

He's alright, still a little bit knackard and gald I made him not do the run this morning.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)