what the fuck has newport got to do with any of this?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)

Newport ...
Is simply a shit version of cardiff, but people from cardiff still find it dangerously foreign and a bit exciting.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)

I like the way you're naming various places and calling them shit.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)

i like the way he clearly has no idea what he's talking about too,
the idea that people from cardiff find newport anything other than like a slightly retarded little brother is quite something.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)

He's well and truly made a laughing stock of you and your country.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)

imma have to move now!
this is a disaster.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)

Oh man, now do Scotland!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)

Offal, Alcohol and Heroin!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)

really?
what the fuck do you think you're banging on about?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)