Hello
Don't be a puff and stick with it. More importantly my internets have crawled to a tenth of yesterday's speed and last night I was trying to convince a Scot that he wasn't Irish and that the orangemen didn't want to eat his babies.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:14, archived)

See, Cromwell should have just wiped them ALL out and had done with it.
Ning the LOVELY Bogus. I've had my bacon butty so all's well with the world.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:19, archived)

I'll be having a couple of boiled eggs in a minute
Yeah. You heard me!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:22, archived)

*jealouses*

( MONO!, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:25, archived)

I will stick with it.
but I need a bike that isn't over 15 years old first...
( MONO!, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:19, archived)

Our company has a bike/tax dodging scheme.
I think you get a decent bike, you pay for it from your pre-tax salary, so basically you don't pay income tax on the cost of the bike. Probably. Naturally I decline the offer on account of I cycled for years and got a little tired of lunatics who shouldn't be allowed to walk the streets, never mind drive a car, trying to kill me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:26, archived)

We have an even better scheme where they buy you a bike and you rent it off them and are offered to buy it off them after a couple of years or just get another bike.

( MONO!, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:28, archived)

Yeah well
They gave me a helicopter
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:30, archived)

It's probably actually the same kind of scheme

( MONO!, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:31, archived)

I know
Do you want a helicopter? I can't be arsed with this one.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:34, archived)

Ok.

( MONO!, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:46, archived)