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I'm considering starting to cycle to work
But the only problem is that I'll feel sweaty and horrible when I get here, and there are no showers or anything to sort me out, so I'm not too sure what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:17, archived)
flush your head in the loo?
use the urinal cake as soap.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:20, archived)
Cycle slower

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:21, archived)
A whores bath in the sink in the gents?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:21, archived)
When I worked in Cardiff years back there was this weirdy bloke that used to cycle in from Bristol every day.
He used to do this, getting all his kit off in the bogs and surprising the hell out of the cleaner. She came into the office laughing one morning and said he had a VERY small willy.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:33, archived)
Only cycle when it's raining.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:22, archived)
Utilise a nearby brook or stream

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:22, archived)
Sit there stinking the office out.
Eventually they'll send you home.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:23, archived)
jeez if you need a full-on shower to freshen up you must be quite stinky.
i'd have thought a flannel, towel, deodorant and change of clothes would do.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
It's not that I'd need it, it's that I feel like I'd need it
I hate feeling sweaty.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:41, archived)
so have a wash and antiperspirant.
GOSH.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)
I'm the same
Mine sometimes borders on obsession during the summer. I'll shower around 4 times a day. OH SEE DEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
This makes me sound much more mental than I am

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)