You still ain't found out yet dude?
If my girl was all up in my face like "Pauly Pops, Gonz, darling... I think I might be with child, it is yours and I would love to start a family with you. I'm very well-to-do, we could get a flat in brighton and central london, if you'd like. I'm just happy to be with you, Puggles (the dog) and our unborn perfectly healthy and happy child" I'd be like "YO' BITCH, BACK THAT FUCK DOWN, YOU SURE THAT'S MINE? YO' BE SOME CRAYZEE ASS HO MOTHER FUCKER, GO PISS ON A STICK BITCH, I WANNA SEE TWO LINES. YO' BEST NOT BE TRYIN TO TRAP ME 'CUZ YOU CAN'T CAGE A LION, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:04, archived)

The piss stick was inconclusive but the doctor is still convinced she's pregnant so booked in for a scan tomorrow.
I'm a very casual, easy come easy go, it happens it happens, laid back, it'll all work out in the end, whatever will be will be kinda cat.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:08, archived)

you're fucked.

( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:12, archived)

<s>'re</s> - yeah', that's how it works.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:18, archived)

you could edit your post now to make mike woz ere look bad but i doubt it would work out for you in the long run

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:24, archived)

He could say "I like kids" or something.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:28, archived)

hah imagine if he did that what an idiotic boob you'd feel

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:30, archived)

Hope it's good for you both either way HBLC.
It's quite exciting!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:16, archived)

Cheers m'dear.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:27, archived)

I hate to say it, and I maybe never will again, but I agree with Mortal Wombat.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:17, archived)

I know more mates who are really happy with their "Best accident ever to happen to me"s than not, by quite a large proportion.
You're actually a good lad, you'll be alright whatever it comes out with. Ce-la-vee eaither way.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:20, archived)

Gonzo, you are a bright light in my heart.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:27, archived)

unless it turns out to be a total spacker
of course
( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:50, archived)

mess with the bull, you get the horns

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:16, archived)

hey gonz how was brighton how comes you wuz there, looked fun!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:19, archived)

I'm still here but coming home tomo, I love it here, I really do, so many amazing foodie places, it's like a paradise.
I learnt how to make pasta yesterday, just-made pasta is sooo lush compared to shop bought. Not being poncy at all, it's just fact.

I ain't had a holiday in years and years, not been in a hotel since I was a teen. Ma' and Uncle Tone booked up a last-minute and I was getting more and more lolmental, and this is just the break I've needed. It feels amazing to be human again, and I've been mostly smiling all the way. All the shop keepers seem to love me.

Today's interesting thing was Dill Pickle Mints, Watermellon Ranchers, Cherry Ciggerettes, Coconut Ciggerettes.

Tomo I'm going to an AMAZING cheese place which is just up the road from the hotel, I had a taster of a bit of his special-reserve stuff and it was an amazing strong almost-liquid cheese that if I close my eyes I can still taste... donno what it was called though. Going there for lunch tomo.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:24, archived)

I gotta crash out dude, but will speak later =)
I'm _sooo_ coming here again, in about 6 weeks, for a long weekend. If you fancy meeting up with me here, than that'll be ace.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)

that would be cool, if i can i will, think that might be the weekend my bro is doing a festival though,
glad to hear you're having a good time mind, good stuff, sounds ace!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:29, archived)

I'LL BE THERE THEN LETS BASH

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:31, archived)

YES!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:29, archived)