Oh man, what if baldmonkey gets it?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)

He'll grow long flowing locks of hair

( Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)

he'll gain the strength of ten men
washing machines all over the county will be torn to pieces
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)