JMG ALERT!
Fatties disperse!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)

OFFICIAL JMG STANCE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)

Not on block anymore, here.

(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)

JMG is the centre of the internet.
This is another fine example.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)

Somebody just pointed me toward Whorepower and Lonely Wombat's gazzes..
lolololololonely nights in.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/church/post1344388
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/church/post1343871
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)

what happened here then?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)

He had a meltdown and posted his password (along with permission to access his account).

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)

what a silly sausage

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)

Turns out him and Mortal Wombat had some kind of gaz-based gay romance going on.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)

pfft, brilliant

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)

I posted it all last night, it should still be around somewhere.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)

i just had a look
dear oh dear. it's nice that there was a sort of 'shit people anonymous' club though. i'm glad they had each other. i wonder who MW will gaz now? probably me, as i'm a mod.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)

I suppose you have to put me on the naughty step then, eh?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)

i'm only a pretend mod
so go and pretend to sit on a pretend step

essentially, just squat awkwardly over there
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)

If I actually did get stepped for this it'd totally be worth it.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)

if he's silly enough to give away his account details, i don't see how you can be punished for logging in with them

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)

MANOLITH FOR MOD!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)

So Whorsepower gives up, and give his account away..
The day before loads of schools reopen up and down the UK.
...Who it turns out was having a "gaz-based gay romance going on" with Mortal Wombat??

Oh Lonely Wombat.. Leave those kids alone.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)

It was awe-inspiring and pointless
Like watching a big dull supernova
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)

Like a beige dwarf exploding.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)

exploding going 'phut'.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)

*hands Janet 'Internet for old people' book*

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)

shut up and make the tea, you.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)

But you've already had yours, don't you remember?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)

*stands by bed*
*wets pants*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)

*inappropiate badly-timed inexplicable erection*

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)

Somewhere for a brother to hang his Stetson.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)

Are you lot really all fat cunts?
I couldn't possibly associate with tubbies. I would have to leave.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)

No, please don't go
When we know each other a little better maybe we could go on a picnic together or something? Or maybe just a coffee? Then when we both reach for the sugar our hands would touch and we'd get that little electric spark and we'd laugh. Then I'd try to have sex with you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)

Alright Gonz

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)

Shit, you're right
Look, I just want to have sex with someone. I'll use any means necessary. Well..not ANY means obviously. I draw the line at drugging.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)

Perhaps Adam will be able to help.
It's not much he's looking for. He wants you to take off one of his hats and slowly masturbate into it, while maintaining eye contact.
When you bust your nut, give him a gentle kiss then put the hat back on his head.

He just wants someone to make him feel special for five minutes.Think you can do that?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)

I'd rather have a bath with him
No offence
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)

Fucking hell two hats, another prick-tease.
You seem destined to be the bridesmaid and never the bride.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)

Nobody's gay for Two Hats :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)

Adam said he'd have a bath with you.
That's very gay.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)

Not always
Trust me
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)

It would be with him.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)

Nah, it would be like having a bath with Zack Morris

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)

Hahahaha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)

>:|

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

Hey, I'm an AC Slater type of guy, what can I say?
*winks*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)

Creepy.
He's one odd looking mofo. A sort of young Max Headroom.

SSSSSSS SENSATIONAL!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)

I'd be gay for Two Hats
but I can't, being a girl and all that.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)

You could wear a strapon

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)

Hell yeah.
He could suck me off and I'd call him bitch.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)

There you go two hats.
Get on your belly and suck on Blue Star's strapon.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)

This is my favourite thing I have read today

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)

read done
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

done cracked one off to
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)

Ridiculous
I can't do that with people in the house.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

Stealth wank.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)

I wouldn't bother
I bummed her once, and to be honest it was a bit of a one way street.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)

so you kept going further and further in but couldn't pull out?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

He's posting from inside her bum right now.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)

blue star's bum is wifi enabled

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)

Is that right?
*tempted*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)

rent is pretty cheap too

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

It tastes like chicken

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

It's full of stars

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)

YES!
Give me 5 minutes
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)

Is Windy Pig still not letting you go at it full guns?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)

No, fucking prick tease.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)

Perhaps drugs are required.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)

yep. drugs. deifintely
www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/36667.gif
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)

erm. yeah. ok.
I've a spare 15 seconds.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)

We could do it twice!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)

Irish National Anthem on 6music.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)

So what happened to Whorsemental?
Last time I checked in, he was having a proper brainpain.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)

I've got his account now.
Japes.
(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)

So, who are you?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

aw do I have to?

( Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)

I'm sure you have some bread to ruin somewhere.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

I'm being hounded off the board
Now Whorsepower's gone, I'm the new target of /talk bullying.

time to go to off topic and complain
( Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

THEOBAN FOR NATIONAL TREASURE

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)

I don't need you lot
I'm gonna make my OWN board, with just me and a big pile of bread and some vinegar. And Bou.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)

they can take our lives, but they'll NEVER take our theoban

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)

B3tans of the world unite. We have nothing to lose but our THEOBAN!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)

*doffs cap*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)

Go away you tedious troll.

( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)

Better.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

As.

(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

A.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

Meme.

(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

Honestly, after gazzing around, I'm not sure anyone here even likes you...

( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)

this post makes me a bit sad

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)

It makes me laugh because of how MW and WP were bitching about me via gaz.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)

I bitch about you with MW too.

( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)

Actually, he doesn't even reply.
I just gaz myself :'(
( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

I'm gazzing myself as we speak

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

Awww
I didn't know you felt so strongly about BraynDedd.
( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)

wrong interpretation, here

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

*serenades*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

*serenAIDS*

( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)

:(
I'm HI-Very sad about this
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)

I'm not sure this joke works
I regret posting it before seeking advice
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)

I'll give you some advice.
FUCK OFF AND DIE
( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)

take me with you please
( MONO!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)

STOP, Jammer's time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

What's JMG gotta do, gotta do with it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

STOP, think twice, it's another day for you and I in mersyside.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

The bluenamer who went up a mountain and came down a JMG.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)

No no no.
The bluenamer who riled up a hill (in Aberdeen) and came down a JMG.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)

I like this, and I'm JMG.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

totally going to give some of my blood to save lives tonight
weak people who need some of my muscular blood
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)

If no one takes it, can I have it?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)

i suppose if you get yourself hospitalised in portsmouth, you'll get it

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)

Oh man, what if baldmonkey gets it?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)

He'll grow long flowing locks of hair

( Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)

he'll gain the strength of ten men
washing machines all over the county will be torn to pieces
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)

*crosses fingers*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)

YES.
Top drawer behaviour here.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)

I'd give blood but it tunrs out my blood is made of ragu

( Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)

Do they suddenly grow mighty beards once they've been given your blood?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)

it's possible
probably only in the event of chin injuries though
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)

chinjuries

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)

Aw man
I was just gonna put that :(

*kicks floor*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)

Careful you don't swing your foot too hard and kick your chin, shortarse.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)

Got to be careful she doesn't just kick the floor and break her leg
Doesn't have a great track record with hurting inanimate objects
( Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)

I LIKE THIS.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)

too slow, chicken marengo

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)

Great now I'm going to have to watch that tonight

( Theoban What of it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)