Good morning MONO!
I am both saddened and distressed to hear of your awful predicament.
I'm fine today, still breathing and all that.

I watched someone pick up dogshit this morning WITHOUT A BAG and place it in a bin, then wipe his hands on his trousers.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)

Was his dog in a bag?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:04, archived)

The dog was not in a bag, neither was its shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)

no magical poo freeze spray or anything at least?
did he taste it?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)

I didn't want to look anymore.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)

mmmm nice.
HELLO
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:09, archived)

It was classy.
Clearing up after a dog is desirable, this however seemed taking it a bit too far.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)

Good thing he didn't use his mouth.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)

Yes, I don't think he was German.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)

Christ

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)

No, he would have turned it into a pastie or something.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)

+ Good morning

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)