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Janet wandered around in the bedroom, missing Adam dearly. The rough grip of his callused hands from excessive frisbeeing. The milky white skin. The wispy mousey facial hair. He had only left a few minutes ago but already... she needed him.

She sat on the bed, unable to function without beloved disc-thrower. Just then, she noticed something under the duvet. It was his lucky yellow frisbee. He had had it for years for winning the International Frisbee World Tournament by default by being the only player who showed up. His hands had been on this. His warm sweaty hands. Her vagina began to froth like a motorboat starting up.

Using the smooth edge of the frisbee, she begun to rub it against herself. Slow at first but couldn't hold back and begun rubbing furiously.

Adam came home, realising he forgot his lucky frisbee. He entered the bedroom and saw his beloved Janet, using his frisbee, to reach orgasmic euthoria. He couldn't control himself. He reached into his schoolboy shorts and yanked out his cock. Janet didn't even realise he was there. He stood over her, watching her loose herself, tugging himself with his frisbee arm. Just as she finished, so did he, all over her.

She removed the frisbee, now covered in a filmy juice. She looked up through his milky-yellowy semen, out of breath and grinned as the excess dripped onto her teeth.

It also cured her cancer.

(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:00, archived)


(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
Whelp, back to work then.

(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)


(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
This weekly report isn't going to write itself

(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
FFS
And now it's on the fucking popular page. :|
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
I hate it when my spreadsheets don't tally

(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)
I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
Ah, it was the formulas. That'll explain it.

(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)