Cut a hole for your elephantiasis-engorged testicles to flop through.
Problem solved.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)

through into a wheelbarrow
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)

There once was a man from Harrow
Who had one the size of a marrow
It was so big and stout
To carry about
He had to wheel it around in a barrow
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)

there was a young man from bengal
who went to a fancy dress ball
he thought he would risk it
and go as a biscuit
but then he realised he was just a construct designed to fulfill the rhyming pentameter of a limerick, so he stayed at home instead
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)

This appears to have no link to my testicles.
Thanks for sharing though.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)

*hopes no one posts a link to your testicles*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)

*applause*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)