b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 7312087

i got my bear
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
Haha, yeah internet

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
NTT
I'm brilliant.
Everyone else is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
incorrect

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
please don't get divorced, mum and dad.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
I just want you to know
this isn't your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
*punches air*
You go girl!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
Quick, tell /board!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
Nobody cares.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
All very good and well but what about my pants?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
That guy your wife is shagging had to put them on and leave quickly when you came home the other day.
But I can give them you back if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)
She made me a steak pie that night.
I thought it was cause she loved me but now I know it was a guilt pie.

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)
LOL I MADE HER A CREAMPIE

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
Oh God. I enjoyed eating that.
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
Oh you silly scot
You can't trick us, you wear a kilt. THERE ARE NO PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
Real scots wear a full flowing sequin ballgown.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
JINGS!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
CRIVENS

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
HELP ME BOAB!

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
HOOTS MON!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)

Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR SEQUINS!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
I'll fuking figh' anyway, I wanna murder them bastards.;

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
Bloody hell!
Also, I thought Irn Bru was just a marketed name. I was genuinely under the impression that scottish people drank Iron Brew, like people drank colas or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
frisbee adam.
internet spastic since time immemorial.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
You're old enough to confirm this, dusty

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good one.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
Your abuse-stamina is awful.
Old age blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
just pre-empting you, here.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
It's also made from girders

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
The orange colouring comes from the ginger children they use to fuel the furnaces.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
We all gather round the furnaces clapping a singing the ginger song.
Fizzy juice in Glasgow is called ginger.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
Shirley you mean
GirrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrders?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)

cdn1.dailybooth.com/0/pictures/large/5d08c10de8c162dd2201fa4f4d8a3653_8660707.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
Cut a hole for your elephantiasis-engorged testicles to flop through.
Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)

through into a wheelbarrow
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
There once was a man from Harrow
Who had one the size of a marrow
It was so big and stout
To carry about
He had to wheel it around in a barrow
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
there was a young man from bengal
who went to a fancy dress ball
he thought he would risk it
and go as a biscuit
but then he realised he was just a construct designed to fulfill the rhyming pentameter of a limerick, so he stayed at home instead
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
This appears to have no link to my testicles.
Thanks for sharing though.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
*hopes no one posts a link to your testicles*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
*applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
celebrate our ever increasing personal success by giving us more money
something seems a little wonky about that.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)

ustacpprm
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
sorry, typo. my bad.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
Give a present or fuck off
Your choice
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
that's not how you spell 'why'?
it's a good question though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
It won't bring her back from the dead though

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)

bear freak on
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)