It was alright but some pilled up prick with no sense of personal space kept on talking to me and I wanted him to fuck off, so I thought to myself...
..."Fuck off, you're borring me, you're not funny, you're just invaiding my personal space. In fact, you know what? You stay, and I'll fuck off" so I ordered a cab but then some really really pretty and nice people wanted me to stay but I had already ordered the cab and if I didn't get in I would have had to pay for it anyway, so I just got in and left early.

I think it's fair to say, people on pills and coke and whatever it was, I want fuck all to do with.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)

Yeah, fuck that. Do you wish you had just told that clown to fuck off?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)

I reckon when you buy pills and coke and what-not, they should have warning signs on the packet like ciggerettes...
... like pictures of the next day of someone crying on the toilet with a speech-bubble above it's head saying "I wish I didn't take some MDMA last night because this come down has given me clinical depression." or a picture of someone drinking a pint of water and a sign that says "I am very thursty because the exctasy pill I took has dehydratted me, but if I drink too much water then I'll drown because I've drank too much water".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)

Or a picture of somone looking at you in disgust as you sweat like fuck and talk shite, a thought bubble saying: I thought he was alright but what a cunt!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)

Oh man, why didn't you just say "Oh did you know that (Random b3tan's name) is actually an undercover cop?"
They'd probably have fucked off pretty sharpish.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)

Name and shame

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)

I've started an investigation.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1375566
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)

Yeah sorry about that, I'd double dropped & they were kicking in big time

( broadsword, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)