You are totally in breach of the conditions of carriage!
Send in the hounds!

Anyway, fuck off, I'm away to make people cry.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)

do you have to use the toilets in the carriages or do you have a secret guard loo?
just curious
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

I wee in a paper cup and wang it out of the window

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

thank you *notes down*

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

it
wee in a paper cup and put my
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)