Don't have one.
Wine and the contents of my stomach don't get on.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:58,
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*takes notes*
'W*rmulus's semen reacts dangerously when mixed with wine.'
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:03,
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