Hey Gonz,
Came past a rather nasty looking motorbike accident on the way to work, really Shit me up. Totally need to get a car, way too windy to be riding bikes near lorries. Helicopter and about 4 ambulances, and a big human sized dent in a lorry front grill. Feel like I might be sick.

Also, why do old people queue outside the post office? It doesn't open till 9:30, and there's about 10 of em out there. Why not just leave the house a bit later?

Morning everyone.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)

morning pigster. BUY A CAR.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)

Cars are boring.
But yeah, I'm going up the motor auction on thursday. Police are often auctioning off some nice cars that they confiscated. As long as you don't mind the thought that someone might have got killed in it, or smuggled drugs in it. Friend picked up a lovely Volvo v40 estate for about 3000, in great shape.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)

Yes pigster, cars are boring but bikes are DEATH.
I don't want you to dies WP.

HOLD ME.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)

*holds*
*fondles*
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)

*gropes*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)

*watches*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)

*winks*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)

People would do this when I worked at tesco.
sunday. opens 10am. 9:40 and there are half a dozen people waiting patiently. Fucking idiots. There's probably a lot of subconsious reasons about routines justifying their lives or something.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)

Oh shit, damn, that's quite horrific.
I'm not sure why they do, or even why people use the post office really these days. I can see how if it's doubling up as the cornershop for your little local village, but most places have a [supermarket] [metro/express/whatever] these days, I'd imagine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)

The few times I've been in a supermarket, the staff are patheticly slow.
They hardly speak english and I swear if anyone moved slower, they'd be going in reverse.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)

this is going to come across as stuck up and middle class,
But this is why I go to waitrose and M and S food, as at least their staff seem to give a Shit and are helpful. Co-op seems to be exclusively staffed by morons and children. Same for sainsbury's.
I think its because I'm in the service industry too, and I make an effort for the morons that find their way to my restaurant to complain about the price of wine, and bad service is just laziness.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)

I fucking love Waitrose, where I'm moving there is a mini waitrose about 2 minute's walk, and a big one about 10 minute's walk.
Really looking forward to it, their do these amazing seafood sticks that are just like eating a huge lump of crab meat, and I really love their butternut squash and pinenut ravioli.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:33, archived)

the youngest one is like 60
So I assume its habit. Or senility.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)