I like the idea of distraction lunch

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)

For example:
Ham sandwich, quavers and aero

PLUS

Large scotch egg/medium pork pie, pack of chipsticks.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)

Yes, I see
I intend to give this some serious thought
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)

It's the only way TH, the ONLY way.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)

Assuming you're a fat useless shit.

( MONO!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)

Which I am

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)

*useless fat fives*
*misses*
*wheezes*
*puffs inhaler*
*eats another pie*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)

*rest eyes*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

You assume correct MONO!
we recognise our own kind, don't we?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)

I just follow the crumbs

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

I often find myself floating, eyes closed, drooling a bit until I end up at a windowsill with a pie cooling on it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)

Gotta love a pie with fat-guy-levitation qualities

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)

Not many folks past the 30's can really achieve it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)