I'd be fucking furious if I was baldmonkey
Some cunt who looks exactly like him becomes (reasonably) famous and gets loads of attention for being wacky, whereas all balders gets is abuse on this message board for being a fat ballbag.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)

This is TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY CAT-LEGGED FAT BALLBAG The LOVELY Gnomey.
Try harder.
'Ning.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)

I looked at this John Merrick III character
And he looks just as if baldmonkey shaved his pubes off and glued them to the sides of his face.

Wasn't he talking about opening a costume shop a while ago? I may have an idea for a unique range of costumes.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:23, archived)

Oh fuck, I've just realised who that is.
I've read Adolf In Wonderland. It was more than a bit shit.
I give it MINUS 25 stujs out of 100.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:42, archived)

I wouldn't say he's s ballbag,
But yeah. You wait till Mellick publishes one of Baldmonkeys poems as his own, meltdown of the century.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7348727
( Lord Gnome, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:40, archived)

That wasn't directed at you
I was merely proving my point.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)