were you all blacked up with coal dust too?
and going around saying 'where am dat wartymelon'
( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)

Thatcher took our watermelons off us

( Theoban What of it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)

That's because they're inadequate protection when working in a mine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)

ELF 'N' SAFETY GONE MAD!

( spesh., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)