I enjoyed the internet more when Patrick Duffy from Dallas was on it
The whole oil baron persona suited him and the way he translated it to b3ta. I particularly liked the masterly way in which he discussed camshaft profiles for his Mk.3 Ford Escort and compared rust treatments, making sure to always make it relevant to the ladies and men who don't know how to do anything practical.
HE never talked about his 'cool new app' phone
HE never let 15 minutes go by without posting a Youtube link to a jaunty Average White Band tune
HE never discussed the weather and complained about frost
HE never asked about the quatities of antibiotics put in fish farms
AND HE NEVER, BLOODY WELL NEVER, EVER, DID ANYTHING TO INCITE RIOTS IN WESTERN SAMOA

Frankly, you disgust me.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)

What did Frankly do?
It's BM that's a ballbag. Poor autistic Frankly. It's you who is the monster discokingpin, if that is your real name.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)

It is my real name.
:?
(thediscokingpin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)

Probably not.
:¬{}
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)

I'm actually Cha-Cha Kingpin
but as you can imagine I don't like it much.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)

That's lovely. Smashing, thanks for sharing.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)

Because you're the best dancer at St. Bernadette's?
with the worst reputation
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)

Oh yes

(thediscokingpin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)