"One night, after sex, I took the used condom and, in the privacy of the bathroom, I did what I had to do. Bingo."
Shit Gonz, you better start eating the evidence. Just incase.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)

I think she means she did what she didn't have to do,
and, in fact, shouldn't have done.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)

She squeezed baby gravy from a used johnny up her clunge MGT.
I don't think there is a good way to say that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)

I once read a story about a guy who steals nappies from cancer wards and text-tubes from STI wards, and eats them.
He wants to get _every_ sti there is, all at once. I think the artical was in BMZ or something like that, he called himself The Human Garbage and I think he was from new york.

Liz Jones is about equal to him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)

Text Tubes will one day replace the Kindle.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)