I done a lass with a lazy eye once. Does that count?
She has one eye looking at me and one aye looking for me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:10, archived)

One going down the shops the other coming back with the change
One looking a me, the other waiting for the bus
( magnum, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:18, archived)

exactly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)