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gay

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:50, archived)
it's better than the alternative

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:51, archived)
ive got a day off tomorrow fancy coming round for some crisps and a go on the ps

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
I don't see this on the calendar.
I'm confused.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:55, archived)
up down left triangle r1+r2 and hold it for three seconds if you see nowt your gay

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:57, archived)
I've only got a handful of riddler's physical challenges left on batman.
Dunno if I can be bothered with the catwoman ones.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
mines a loaner i ent got the catwoman code
i just want someone to do the bits i cant do
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:00, archived)
catwoman ruins it.
she's a total shit
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:03, archived)
some of them are quite tough,
Fuck augmented reality training.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:01, archived)
I did them eventually.
Just had a go each time I passed them until i dun it.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:03, archived)
fuck that, imma drink loads of tizer and play crash bandicoot

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)
i hope you get the shits

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:01, archived)

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(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)
haha *click*

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
haha *click*

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
haha *click*

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:02, archived)
clack *hihi*

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)
Last week I has a fissure open up around the exit of my anus and when I farted while taking a shit it splattered the back of the bowl with bright red blood....
... and then from my anus between pushing shit out my bumhole it was dropping blood hard enough to feel it splashing back up against my cheeks. Then when I looked down, I couldn't see the bottom of the toilet because it was so bloody.

This happened every 7 hours or soo for the whole week, except for the wensday when it kind of closed up, but then I felt a sting the next morning and it started up again 'till saturday when it finally closed up for good.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:57, archived)


(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
gonz,
What is the name of your medical condition?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
Yid.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
Crohn's Desease.
I feel this is the nuclear bomb of victories in the war against thread deletion.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:03, archived)
my friend has that
she likes being fucked up the arse
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:05, archived)
That's handy - it would appear that she is.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)
haha

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
bollocks

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)
Elspeth

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:05, archived)
Def Con Number twos.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:16, archived)
please type less

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:58, archived)
Clickin' dis

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:59, archived)
:(

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:00, archived)
haha, shitty pooey splatterfart lols

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:01, archived)
no flower filter at all its a fucking disgrace

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:02, archived)
stick with it, I'm sure there'll be christmas icons soon

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)
oh snap

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:06, archived)
GAZ me gonz's address imma order him a vindaloo

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:10, archived)
k

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:11, archived)
At least you've started referring to your anus as an exit rather than an entrance.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)
That sounds terrible.
You should see a doctor about that.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)
Yeah', I do, at least once a week =)

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)
100 mA

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:03, archived)
good grief no, they'd be properly red-plating with that much current through them
39mA was the answer I was looking for
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:07, archived)
Win some, lose some.
:(
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:17, archived)
I done a lass with a lazy eye once. Does that count?
She has one eye looking at me and one aye looking for me.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:10, archived)
One going down the shops the other coming back with the change
One looking a me, the other waiting for the bus
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:18, archived)
exactly.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
you should be a fucking mod here

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:16, archived)
I make it all worthwhile

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:19, archived)