Blind Predator
An eight-foot liverpudlian with the most frightening mouth ever shown on TV hunts down and skins three men for tonight's lucky lady.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)

"Here's our Graham with a quick kneecap"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)

"Or will it be number 3? He'll pluck at your heartstrings, then tear out your spine"

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)

Oh god...these have made me laugh so much

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)