All I'd ask of my children is that they don't believe in God.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)

I can believe that.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)

Where did God get the idea for women from?
Did he look at his own nob and go, 'I'd love to put this in something' and then thought, 'I'd better give that something a face and tits too?'
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)

So that they won't grow up believing that their dad's going to BURN IN HELL?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)

aww, it's alright when they are little, makes christmas special, going to see him in his grotto and that, they soon grow out of it

( mongychops, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)