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Do you have pushy parents?
Did they make you do things you weren't interested in for your own good or did they let you cultivate your own dreams and motivations? Do they constantly remind you about how your siblings and cousins are doing much better than you?

I wouldn't call my parents pushy, but they did have their expectations. I think they mostly just expected me to push myself, but I can't be arsed.

edit: alt: make a guess at the kind of parent(s) any forum member had from their style of participation here
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)

alt: make a guess at the kind of parent(s) any forum member had from their style of participation here
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
yeah good idea

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
surprise pug!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHo4vk55amI&feature=fvsr
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
for some reason that came up with an advert for the University of Aberdeen.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
it's acknowledged as a global leader in surprise pugs

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
I don't think they were specially pushy, they rewarded effort and achievement and provided large amounts of opportunity.
the only time i felt pushed was when my dad signed me up for piano lessons, which i didn't particularly want to do, with a very strict/scary teacher. i cried every term and never took any grades.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
How did they reward you?
I got a coffee mug for passing my A-levels and that was about it.

They always wanted me to learn a musical instrument, but I didn't. For some reason they still seem to hold it against me.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
well we got a LOT of books and things like art supplies, but also appreciation.
my brother did well in his GCSEs so my dad got him a new guitar... they rewarded our interest in extra-curricular activities by investing in those activities more, I suppose.

i was the least musical person. My brother learned clarinet, moved onto saxophone, and also plays guitar; my sister is a grade 8 cellist who supplemented babysitting money with being in a string quartet on hire for events.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
you're the Bez to the rest of the family's Happy Mondays

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
It's because your Dad wanted you to re-enact Kate Bush's "Babooshka" video for his private wank bank
by refusing to master the double bass you've let him down
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
I think glued eel was raised in the wild by robots.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
I reckon he's the illegitimate daughter of a checkout girl
who stuck a bottle of actimel up her cunt for a bet, and then got pregnant.

The child was born in the stockroom and concealed there, raised on a diet of refrigerated and microwaveable products until it escaped through the air conditioning. For years it thought the Laughing Cow was its mum.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)

at least go to some effort and make something up grrrmachine, don't just post the outline of an x-files episode
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
This may explain his crazy Frijj obsession.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
my mum has definitely improved with age
www.thelaughingcow.co.uk/history.html
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
phwoar!

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
SHUT UP

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
I understand it all know
you were raised thinking your mother was La Vache Qui Rit, and since her disappearance you've been obsessed with Rustlers.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
milk milf?
milkf?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
same with binky except
robots feral cats
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)

stuj was raised by adeli penguins, unfortunately they rejected him at a very early age so he had to fend for himself through many terrible winters, hence both his interest in weather and his compulsive affection-seeking and giving, and also his exclusive herring diet
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
Mum?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
O< ARRRRRRK! STUJ!

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
o< WAAARK WAAARK!
:D
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
vlad's parents were failed poets who always left the top line of any correspondence blank

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
pffffft

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
my parents beat me up with sticks

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
sticks?! pah! you were lucky...

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
at a parents-teachers meeting, my Mum announced:
"of course he doesn't do his homework. It's bad enough him having to learn all the stuff you tell him already, without forcing more antiquated dogma into his head after school".

She was my headmaster's University lecturer.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
that explains why you're kind of a douche

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
I have know qualms in stating that Philip Larkin was right about parents

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
did he say they didn't understand him and slam his office door a bit?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
he's the one who said parents are cunts and should fuck off right?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
Pretty much
in contrast, it's probably why my Dad made me get my Machinery license when I was 18, in an attempt to dissuade me from going to university and turning out like my mum.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
hah, that swine

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)

They are just great, your mum and dad
They mean to be and so they are
They fill you with tea cake and jam
And drive you about in their car
Because their parents in their turn
Were just so great to them you see
That’s where their mum-dad skills were learned
That were so good for you and me
We hand our happiness along
It deepens like a riverbed
With this device there’s nothing wrong
I think that’s just what Larkin said
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
Look, if you get fed jam as a child you end up like Shambles
that's tantamount to child abuse
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
I like this.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
I think mine let me do what I wanted to do, as long as I put loads of effort in.
I had problems at school (dysphasia) but that wasn't really recognised back then so most of the teachers wrote me off as lazy and uninterested. But mum and dad used to be strict with me about my education, making me do exercises on top of my homework and sending me to a private tutor on Saturdays. At the time I thought they were being over the top but I can sort of see why they did it. The hospital finally said that it was my health rather than my attitude that was causing the problems.

I think my Dad wished I was better at craft and sport but I think that was just the world he grew up in rather than anything else.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
I've never heard of dysphasia

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
it's a very exclusive public school in the cotswolds

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
it's all related to my faulty head
www.bbc.co.uk/health/physical_health/conditions/dysphasia1.shtml
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
were you born with that then?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
seems like it, nobody can give me an answer as there are too many variables
If they had given me a brain scan when I was a kid then maybe
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
have you tried pinching your nose and blowing?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
Faulty head The LOVELY Hedonist? LIES ON THE INTERNET MORE LIKE!
You spent your ENTIRE childhood squiffy on Chivas Regal and Bollinger and we all know it.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
one of my parents is ace (supportive, kind, etc)
the other is rubbish (pushy, neglectful, racist)
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
are they both police detectives?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
hahaha

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
yeah, and i forgot to mention that one of them is black
played by martin lawrence in the movie adaptation
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
do they live under the sea?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
what?! don't be ridiculous

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
Yeah.
Sort of.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
i'm an orphan, if ind this thread offensive

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
A bit strict..
but not that bothered about school work. Basically spent most of my youth playing video games. A habit I have not changed now I'm in my twenties.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
dont know, i grew up in a care home, thanks mgt

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
well what were the staff like?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
horny most of the time :(

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
poor mongy, still finds it painful to sit down even after all these years

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
its like there persecuting us deliberately mongs

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
i've already gazzed the mods

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
they don't do nothing mongs, they ignore me or tell me that they'll ban me for complaining
its every man for himself
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
i didn't want to bring this up on the board but you've forced my hand
your biological parents are baldmonkey and two hats. i'm so sorry.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
for serious? fuck man that makes me proud
which ones my mummy? recokn i could get baldmionkey to breastfeed for sure
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
Yeah, but you were only there because you broke in.
You found out they had a fishpond in the grounds and you were over that wall as fast as you could.
Your mum and dad are STILL searching for you.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
I like to think I just about fufilled my parents justifiably low expectations of me.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
one is a grumpy neglectful old bugger, but he's ace.
Mum took the easy way out and died.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
Not pushy at all
My parents are quite laid back. Almost horizontal in fact, to the point where no-one raises any issues ever for fear of hurting someone's feelings. I prefer the direct approach.

Mind you they did look a bit worried when I said I was quitting my job
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
we all know from experience just how horizontal your parents can get

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
OOSH!

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
A mum joke!
It's been too long
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
happy to help
;)
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
That's what SHE said!

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
RR! <3

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:30, archived)
All I'd ask of my children is that they don't believe in God.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
I can believe that.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)
Where did God get the idea for women from?
Did he look at his own nob and go, 'I'd love to put this in something' and then thought, 'I'd better give that something a face and tits too?'
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
So that they won't grow up believing that their dad's going to BURN IN HELL?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
aww, it's alright when they are little, makes christmas special, going to see him in his grotto and that, they soon grow out of it

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
Both were pretty strict
Can I somehow blame this for my tendancy to take MASSIVE drugs nearly every weekend, or am I just a shit?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
you're just a dick

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
Is that better or worse than a shit?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
is this some sort of gay Rock/Paper/Scissors?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)
If that's what you're into

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)