I'd drive you out to the middle of nowhere, a completely open landscape, at night
where I'd previously hidden a hamper-full of all that revolting foreign muck you like. And I'd let you lie back on a blanket and I'd feed you things saying "oh, try this!" and "and a bit of this!" and you'd gorge yourself stupid in an orgy of flavour while gazing up at the stars.

And then your gut would go bad and you'd need a shit and realise there was no toilet for miles so you'd squat down and unload your colon in the darkness and while you were doing that I'd drive off and leave you there.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:04, archived)

I don't like big open spaces, if you can see the curviture of the planet, then you're...ermm...errr....something.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)

oh man I'd freak out what if I tripped over and just kept rolling and rolling untill I rolled into the ocean and drowned

evening ruined
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:20, archived)

that's just how you roll

( mongychops, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:21, archived)