Aluminium oxide + iron oxide + magnesium ribbon + lighter = LOL BURNING.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)

THERMITE!
burny burny
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)

Not as good as polystyrene and petrol though.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)

chainsaw!
NAILGUN! Ohhhhh I want a shot on a nailgun...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)

Or trimethylaluminium and air.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)