Ceziumfrancolithicmyxialobidumrixydixydoxidrexydroxhide
I did that from memory :D
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:51, archived)

yes, but what does it MEAN?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:54, archived)

it was off red dwarf "mirror/Rorrim"
It's the alkaline substance that stopped the bacteria substance thing that was eating the ship :)
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)

jings.
I like caesium. is it like that?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)

Tastiest of all the pyrophoric metals!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:57, archived)

I like things that explode :)

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)

Aluminium oxide + iron oxide + magnesium ribbon + lighter = LOL BURNING.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)

THERMITE!
burny burny
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)

Not as good as polystyrene and petrol though.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)

chainsaw!
NAILGUN! Ohhhhh I want a shot on a nailgun...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)

Or trimethylaluminium and air.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)

you post this above an alright thread?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)

to be fair,
I think it had run its course
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:56, archived)

maybe,
But I don't feel this is of a quality to follow what is a /talk staple.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)

I agree too
/ac
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)

wait what

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)

it's affie quiet round here these days SSG

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)

i'd be tampin if somma dem came back bro

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)

I couldn't have put it better myself

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:08, archived)

you takin the piss?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)

not me
though I haven't a clue what you said
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)

yah leave it out bruv

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:18, archived)

certainly will

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:18, archived)

*sproings*
teehee!
( jenpots, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:58, archived)

alright potpottlepot.
You not b4shing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)

oh right another thing i wasnt invited to i see

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)

No
Can't be arsed with it.
( jenpots, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)

fair enough.
I'm finally excited about Christmas. Which is nice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)

I'm not excited about that either

( jenpots, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)

^this

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)

I don't know, this is only my 3rd post on talk

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)

your profile says it's the 4th
and I'm pretty sure Easty was 12 when he came here...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)

Either way I'm still new

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:05, archived)

so?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:05, archived)

But it's Sesiumfrankalithicmixialabidiumrixidixidoxidexidroxide.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)

google agrees
gold star to you
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)

When I googled it a couple of years ago I wrote down the correct spelling into a notepad document. The post in my original message is the same as in the document.
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)

Cool story bro.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)

google doesn't know your version at all
not even one result. no gold star for you.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)

are you forrin?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)

I'm half Australian
And half English :D
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)

Which half?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)

BUT WHERE DO YOU LIVE.
you're supposed to be young, not thick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)

England and I have an IQ near 130-140
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:08, archived)

Oh, this is going to be entertaining.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:08, archived)

Is this freefair again?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:09, archived)

Nah, he's 16.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:10, archived)

must be Bou then

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:11, archived)

*cough*14*cough*

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:13, archived)

Not you, child, FreeFair.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:13, archived)

freefair was 16 dingus,
Looks like reading ain't your strong point.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7412807
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:15, archived)

No I'm

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:18, archived)

Woops
No I'm 14
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)

A WILD EDIT BUTTON APPEARED!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)

B3TAZOID USED FLAIL!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)

you really are a bit thick.
Edit button.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)

My iPod messed up and wouldn't let me edit it.
I know it exists. You don't have to be knobs about it :)
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)

we know
and I'm old enough to be your mother. anyone reading your posts could tell that without needing to see your (frankly disturbing) profile.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)

what do you want to be when you grow up?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:20, archived)

it's a bit much to expect him to know yet
I only figured that out last year, and I'm running out of life to do it in
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)

I'm just trying to get to know the kid,
See how his mind works.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)

I was thinking games, programming
Apparently I have a skill for it according to my IT and tech teachers
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:24, archived)

Gotta admit, even I lol'd a little

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)

Don't be mean, I've not even worked that one out yet.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)

do you think it knows?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:10, archived)

Damn.

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)

IQ is irrelevant
common sense and social skills are far more important
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:09, archived)

My IQ is 168, and look where I am.
It is a worthless number.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)

zactly
and Einstein employed a man to make sure he had his trousers on before he went out.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)

I know it's not all that important
I was just proving I'm not stupid
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)

bandying about an IQ number
does not go far to proving you are not stupid
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)

You haven't proven anything other than you can do well on IQ tests.
You could easily still be stupid.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)

Not wanting to brag
Gifted and talented for:
English
Maths (especially)
Science
Tech DT
Art

Again, not showing off, just saying
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)

So you're good at passing school exams.
Still, potentially very stupid.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)

this really is just freefairs brother or something.
Serious de ja vu here.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)

I really need to be around more
I miss a whole load of stuff
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)

I'm don't have any brothers. This is my first account on b3ta. Any past people were not me :)

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:28, archived)

Gifted and talented for: English.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:29, archived)

you DO want to brag, it's the only reason for saying such a thing
(as is claiming to know how to talk with grown-ups - you have yet to show any evidence of that. being a smart-arse is not the same as talking like an adult)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)

I don't.
That's one reason I hate other people in general. I'm not bragging, I'm stating a point
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)

But these things you have said are utterly meaningless outside of your classroom.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)

but the only reason to state that point is to brag

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:27, archived)

I'm showing I'm not stupid
If I wanted to brag I'd put it on /board with flashing lights around it going "GAZ!IM CLEVER!"
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:30, archived)

Don't go into games programming.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)

Any reason why?

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:33, archived)

Several.
The dropout rate is astonishing, the job market is drier than Jadeviper's cunt and will probably only get worse, and it is HARD. If you want something with decent career prospects, go into software engineering or networking.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)

oi! I'm not THAT old!

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:36, archived)

Psh.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:38, archived)

not that old either :P

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:39, archived)

you're a programmer right?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:36, archived)

I'm graduating with a BSc(Hons) in Game Software Development in July.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:37, archived)

*thunderous applause*
/ac

good for you :) I'm still four years off my degree (OU)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)

Okay then.
Gold star for drier than jadevipers cunt :)
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:37, archived)

you really are a dick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:39, archived)

Coming from you!

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)

the lack of flashing lights don't make you sound like any less of a knobend.
have you honestly ever heard an adult introduce themselves by showing off about the things they think they're good at? those that do are immediately dismissed as utter cunts.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)

it's gone too far,
I'm calling troll.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)

It's sprinkles.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)

who?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:43, archived)

Great poster from the olden days.
Seemed to have got stuck at 14-years-old. Knew everything.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)

You need to meet my uncle.
All his CV does is state his degrees. That's it. No wonder he's unemployed
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:36, archived)

Sounds like a sperg to me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:38, archived)

Aspergers?
No he's just a knobhead. I was tested for aspergers but it said I'm just weird. Explains a lot.
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)

It's MoT.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:43, archived)

14 and gay and autism?
MARCUS! :D
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:44, archived)

hang on,
Gay?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)

he definitely sounds aspi doesn't he?
and I'm somewhat of an expert (I could go on to list my IQ, qualifications, eye colour and bra size, but I won't)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:46, archived)

maybe its one of acid kewpies kids,
Seems to have his knack for completely missing the point.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:50, archived)

you could be right.
and on that bombshell, I'm off to bed. with no alarm set for the morning - school holidays at last! :D
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)

I'm not gay
I have a girlfriend
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:46, archived)

that doesn't count for anything

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)

All 14-year-old homosexuals claim they aren't gay.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)

My name is ross
Not George Michael, freddie mercury or any people who sang "macho man"
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)

nonsensical
no such thing as a "gay name". we're well aware that you are not a famous singer, dead or alive.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)

People called Ross can be gay too.
Don't be such a self-hating homosexual.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)

I was just listing gay people, not saying that everyone called those names are gay

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)

homophobe

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)

Elton John had a wife,
and look how that turned out.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)

Nah, you're her gay bff.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)

Basically,
despite your protests otherwise we're all convinced you are a right queer cunt.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)

I concur

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)

I may be annoying (don't forget I am medically known as weird)
But I am perfectly straight. I have nothing against gays, and as I'm clearly not welcome here I'm off to QOTW. Good day to you all. Also, live long and prosper :)
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)

This is the shittest flounce ever.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)

yup.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)

Limp-wristed poof.
I'm going to bed. Good night folks.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)

nighty night night

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)

you are welcome
your attitude not so much
come back when you've matured a little.
night night.
(and there's no such thing as being medically known as weird. you can however be socially known as a knobend.)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)

what sort of stories are you gonna have at 14?
Apart from getting sexually abused by your aspergers uncle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)

it's that scene from Tommy all over again
with Keith Moon and the rubber tubing
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)

My mum fell out with him
I haven't seen him for 5 years
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)

i thought you'd gone?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)

What the fuck is this pigster?
I hope its parents strangle it while it sleeps.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)

dunno,
He's like freefair crossed with acid kewpie.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)

I need a wider screen

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

That's it. Game over man, game over.
CLOSE DOWN THE INTERNETS, WE'RE DONE.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

Thought you'd declared me a troll and weren't gonna speak to me?

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)

woah now,
You're the second person today that's made assumptions about me that are not only baseless but untrue.
I still think you might be a troll, but I never said I wasnt gonna talk to you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)

you should take heed of the advice that has been given to you this evening
regarding acceptable attitudes to partaking in grown-up conversation. no-one has specifically told you to fuck off, we've been trying to help.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)

Grown up conversation?
TRIFLE!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)

I like trifle
as long as there's no jelly. right, I'm off to bed this time!
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)

Helping? Right.
So calling me gay, a troll, old b3ta users who I've never even heard of, stupid, a knobend, knobhead, and then pretending that this is all help? And you say I need to grow up...
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)

Hello pointless unfunny user.
Welcome to this comedy website, I can tell this is going to be special.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)

Because he touched you in your no-no place?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)

No because him and his wife are total knobheads who completely disowned us one Christmas, to the point where to no aggravation they were pretending we weren't there

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:18, archived)

Can you really blame him?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)

Your search - Ceziumfrancolithicmyxialobidumrixydixydoxidrexydroxhide - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Fuck off.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)

Ah well.
Either way they still sound the same out loud.
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)

but it's written down.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:05, archived)

Well it's not my problem you can't put sound files on b3ta
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)

you could post a link to it
And you were so proud of yourself for spelling it wrong. Does your mum tell you how good your spelling is, and not to listen to the bullies?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:11, archived)

Us b3ta Gold Account Members can. You may have to be a Gold Account Member to listen though :(
See - www.b3ta.com/gold/users/22907/message_to_b3tazoid.mp3
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)

Perhaps he got lost on his way to www.b3ta.com/listen ?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:10, archived)

pffft
you got splutter on my screen
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:10, archived)

Bam!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzGJgvuZe2Q&sns=em

Yes it may not be accurate but at least someone agrees with me
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:13, archived)

I think what you're looking for is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)

I've fallen for that before on QOTW. Damn.

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)

Smashing. Now fit it up your arse sideways and do the truffle shuffle.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)

I need to watch that again.

( jenpots, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

It is usually on this time of year.
HEY YOU GUYS!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)