The sex doll I built out of the culinary and medicinal herb of the genus thymus which ended up a little fatter than I intended.
That was a massive waist of thyme.
(broadswordnow that's fresh, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:02,
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Do you ever write something out, hover the cursor over 'post this message' and think, "maybe I shouldn't actually post this?"