Shall i get Janet to kiss it better?
And finger your botty at the same time?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:20, archived)

I don't think that will help. The kissing bit.
The botty bit, I'm uncomfortable with :(
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)

It won't be my finger,
It will be Janets wrinkly sand-papery slightly moist finger. It's got a little hooked nail on the end which always gets a little poppy stuck under it. She likes to keep these bits of poo in jars at home. You'll love it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)