I can't believe Q thinks us Scots are too ugly to be raped by Barrowman.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)

omg is that what you took from what i said i'm so sorry
i'm sure he'll get round scotland too, but theres like 30 million men in england to do first.

besides, technically scotland can be called england too, according to steven fry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

We are all one big happy fat family.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)

*sings sister sledge*

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)