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I really don't approve of this
What don't you approve of?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)
That.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)
the other

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)
disapproval.
and mono!'s terrible racism.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)
When he told me he hated black women I was really shocked
I considered kicking my monitor in and sending him the bill. But I'm a peaceful man.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)
what a terrible racist

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)
In spite of this horrible character flaw
I'm still awfully fond of him. That says more about me than him.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
I don't hate them :(
I just wouldn't date one :(
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
It's ok
Even though I don't condone your opinions, I'm here to support you.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
I probably would date one.
I'm a desperate man :'(
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
how about if i black up a selection of /talk lovelies like blue star, spangolin and janet aylia?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
And Bou!
lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
oh yeah i forgot bou

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
In a way, I wish she still posted here.
I bet it wouldn't be too difficult to get her to make a video of herself blacked up and post it here if we could convince her one of the male regulars would fly to Seth Efrica and shag her as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
Not because they're black. :(
Just because they're generally not as attractive to me as white women. :(
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
Google 'Stacey Dash' and tell me she doesn't make it move

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
No, sorry.
She looks like a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
she does not, she's stunnign
your a racist for deffo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
Even if she were white, I wouldn't find her attractive.
I suppose she's pretty in a way.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
omg your trolling me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
Are you sure you're looking at the right person?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
I'd do Rhianna

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
There we are!
Yes, she's quitre pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)
i disagree
i can never tell if shes a boy or a girl, like that woman who was catwoman in the catwoman film
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
I thought it was a boy :(
I don't fancy her anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
i like that song she sung for alzheimers awareness
'Oh Nana, whats my name? Oh Nana, what's my name?'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
The best one she's done was with The Lonely Isand

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
i haven't heard that and sadly don't think i ever will
american wacky pop can go fuck itself in the cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
OK

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:48, archived)
I'm going to marry her one day.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
Why not ask her out on a date first?
Y'know, take it slow. Her last boyfriend beat her up, so she's obviously really annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
plus low standards

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
Nah, chloroform should do the trick.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
Isn't that what makes plants green?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)
I cover girls in nettles before sex.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)

sex running away from their shallow graves.

/ian huntley
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)
i don't think its funny to make jokes about dead children

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)
You don't?
Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
i'm sorry, you appear to be on the wrong internet.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
oh ok soz i shoulda been more pacific
you shouldn't make unfunny jokes about dead children
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
What about unfunny paedo jokes?
What's the sexiest thing about twenty five year olds?
There's twenty of them, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
i like when two hats does it
Imagine that!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

fuck you!
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

Nettles?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
and jamelia

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
urgh, she's like an over-baked Mariah Carey

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
How dare you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
Lorain Pascale is mariable too.
www.fancymagazine.co.uk/strom/wp-content/themes/fancy_v1/inc/timthumb.php?src=http://www.fancymagazine.co.uk/strom/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Book-LP-378.jpg&w=636&h=303&zc=1
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
Yeah, she's way hot.
And she makes amazing cakes. What's not to love there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
She's quite nice.
Not terribly black, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
Plus I'm not sure I could handle having children that are 99% likely to become criminals.
LOLRACISM
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
good grief, why dont you just shut the fuck up you racist bellend

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
Because you're a gay, right?
You must be a gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
I have seen a few black women that I would do sexy times with.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
alison hammond

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
She probably wouldn't stop talking.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)

talking eating
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
I'm sure the lucky ones you've chosen here will be so pleased.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)
You want to see some of the Saint Helenian girls we get down the Falklands MONO!.
Although I suppose they're mixed-race rather than black. Although there was a tiny RAF Flt Lt down there a couple of years ago that was black, she was LOVELY.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
*rubs legs*

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
Mind, it's only SOME of the Saint Helenian girls.
Some of them are right munters. They only seem to have two types there, heartbreakingly beautiful or dogeyes ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)
and women from mauritius are nice too
cor lummee
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
I approve of virtually everything
It saves time later
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)
The Tory Party.
They're the least fun kind of party.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)
I dunno...
those candle parties look pretty shit
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)
Candle parties?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
Yes
Lower middle class women get together and buy massively over-priced candles. It's ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
And then it all gets a bit BDSM and they pour melted wax on each other's unmentionables?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
Judging by the people I know that host these parties
I fucking hope not
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
tupperware parties?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
I would rate Tupperware parties over candle parties
Tupperware has a practical purpose and lasts pretty much forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)

farm2.static.flickr.com/1427/5119857714_7201c73c92.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
Most of my parties end up like this
Tupperware or otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
^This reply would've looked better under Mongy's post

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
candles smell nice though

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
But they don't keep food fresh for astonishing lengths of time
to my knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
this looks a fun party
www.lemonparty.org
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
that maybe not safe for work now i've had a closer look, the adverts are rude

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
Frankly Mongy, if anyone here doesn't know what Lemon Party is by now
Then they deserve everything they get
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
i'm just covering myself, the mods on here are right shitcunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
AAAAAAAAAARGRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH NOO MY EYES

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
gay people, oh noes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
i saw three dirty old men sucking each other off, pretty sure even nana doesn't want to see that :(((
also gayism is against god and that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
they don't look dirty, i think they have all bathed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
but they have olive skin, and we all know that itiys don't wash

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
What are your feelings on Scots-Italians?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
haggis and spaghetti sounds like a sexy combo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
My feeling is they are SEXY.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)
Shut it, sweaty

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)
Bite me MONO! in the anus.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)
that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)
thing not in my remit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)
I have cakes on my desk
If anyone happens to work in the same building as me, they're more than welcome to drop by and help themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)
HATE getting these emails when you work in a large company.
Some cunt in London used to do that all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
Yeah, it happens a lot round here
I don't ever send out an email. If you're too much of a cunt to come to my desk any other time, then you don't deserve a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)
I wouldn't want to get hopes up, not much spare cake on my desk.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)
No such thing as 'spare' cake anyway
That implies it will be thrown away if no one else eats it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)
Charity cake for cake stealers more like.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
I tend to see people that I've not seen in 2 or 3 years
Chatting like we've been mates the whole time. Gutty cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)
What a fucking liberty!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)
The worst time ever...
was this woman that came round and she inexplicably started quoting Python at me. I didn't know where to look. And to make it worse, she was getting each quote ever so slightly wrong. It was tragic.
"I'm Brian, and my wife is also called Brian!" Man, I wanted to punch her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
sounds like you should have.
Actually, she might have had a very specific form of tourettes. It's a good thing you're such a gentle man, could have been an awkward meeting with HR.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
I could sense her awkward feelings of panic
As she scrabbled around for another Python quote, like a hungry dog digging in the dirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
Was it mongychops in a wig?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
If it was, he didn't let it slip

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:03, archived)
i'm unsure why i am even being dragged into this sub thread

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
I might send an email around, just to see if anyone turns up for cake.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
What gives with the gay as fuck icons.
Is Rob a bender?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
depends whose asking

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
John Barrowman

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
i'm pretty sure everybody's gay for barrowman

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
Ok then, Jimmy Somerville.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
no dice

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
so Rob is a picky bender.
He'll never find true love that way and he has the cheek to put out these icons.
What a sham.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
i think he can afford to be picky
what with his lucious golden-red locks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
his pasty white skin and creepy smile
what a catch!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)
omg your so gonna get banned

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)
They don't have the nerve.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
they so do got the nerve!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)
nuh-uh!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
yuh-huh!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
NO WAY

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
Yahweah!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)
*shakes head*

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
You DISGUSTING Gingeophile.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
i just can't afford to have standards :((

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
You are WORSE THAN A FURRY.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
HEY

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)
you are a furry and a gingerphile, your worse than ten mega hitler-stalins

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)
I read that as 'mega Hitler-Stains'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)
i bet his shirt was tricky to wash after the bunker incident

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)
Oh not YOU The LOVELY tiny Spangles.
*Frantic backpedalling and panderings*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
yeah, I should think so too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
*shakes fist*
BARROWMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)

fist cock
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
I'd get off with Barrowman

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
i reckon by 2013 he'll have got off with every man in england

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
HOMOPHOBE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)
am not

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)
OMG you so are!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)
soz i didn't mean to be racist against scotland
i like scotland, i had an irn bru at some point last year, i hope that helped your economy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
WOW! that'll feed a whole family in Dundee for a week.
Well done Q.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
we're all doing are bit
i might get my girlfriend to buy me a scotch egg at lunch
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)
We get royalties on the name.
It would mean an orphan in Aberdeen doesn't need to be sacrificed to the great oil god.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)
I can't believe you're accusing Barrowman of being a serial rapist

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
i mean got off with like snogged, not full penetration

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)
I can't believe Q thinks us Scots are too ugly to be raped by Barrowman.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)
omg is that what you took from what i said i'm so sorry
i'm sure he'll get round scotland too, but theres like 30 million men in england to do first.

besides, technically scotland can be called england too, according to steven fry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
We are all one big happy fat family.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
*sings sister sledge*

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)
Wow, so I don't have much time

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)
Quick TH, to television centre!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
*spinning hat logo*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
Why are some broken and some not?
That's what I want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
you can choose them in your profile

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
Ah, ok

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
Good point.
Did you tap the screen at all to make sure it was working properly?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
I was going to call IT support
but now I don't need to bother
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
phew, mystery solved!
*spinning mongy logo*
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
Militant vegetarians
I've no problem with vegetarians. But when they post links to vegetarian/vegan documentaries on Facebook and say, "I dare meat-eaters to argue with this," it gets my back up.
My arguements tend to be, "Meat is very very tasty."
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
Yeah. If animals didn't want to get eaten they wouldn't have evolved to taste yummy.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
"I'm cleverer than cows"

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
And smaller too The LOVELY tiny Spangles.
*Valentines Day panderings with a cheap bottle of knock-off perfume bought from the market.*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
I'm cleverer than children.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)
now i don't know about that, because children show an incredible aptitude for learning which i doubt, not offence, that you have retained.
what is cleverness? i don't think it is just knowledge and experience.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
Enough of this sentimental mush.
Children are stupid and should be made into pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)
you shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
:O
This is the RIGHTEST thing I have ever heard you say.
*Valentines Day panderings with flowers nicked from the graveyard*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
you shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
This guy has a point.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
To this day, my third most popular post is still this
b3ta.com/talk/2366278

Which proves vegetarians are wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)