I thought a bunch of people that make their lives out of crime would have a few clever ones,
but nope.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)

If the crimes were ambitious jewellery thefts
or something then there might be.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)

The ex-con who's refused to let them show his face, lest it damage his job prospects,
obviously isn't totally stupid. Small mercies.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)