Evening everyone.

*Takes the comfiest seat by the fire*

Carry on.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)

*presents you with a large sleeping dog to rest your feet on*

( vladimir, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)

hmm, quite, quite.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)

i saw you on off topic the other day and thought you liked quite handsome in your photos
got any from the wasist down at all?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)

ding dong
farm4.staticflickr.com/3060/2306091319_8cde4f80fd_z.jpg
( vladimir, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)

hahaha!
oh yes.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)

What the hell is Off Topic?

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)

yes it is

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)

Who is the president of China?

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)

Hu

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)

Im asking you.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)

hu jintao
or jintao hu as we would probably say it, he's been president there since 2002
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)

This has been a comedy murder.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)

oh right, sorry

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)

Freudian slip there transposing liked with looked.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)

ooooh!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)

I have nothing against faggots unless they is pedo faggots, take a look on links

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

take a look at what? what are you talken about?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)

spotify:track:1GmWgGuFtZMp2YSmUbry0r (Lights On feat. Ms Dynamite - Single Mix by Katy B)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)

The missus is watching My Big Fat Sub-Human Waste of Space, on telly.
It's awful, for many reasons.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)

Im terribly sorry to hear that old boy.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)

Thanks, man,
but I'm filled with hate, now.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)

i'm watching how to grow a planet, i don't think this scottish man is really growing any planets at all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)

He's just burning stuff!

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)

i like his suit, its a bit like the lego robot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)

joke about deep fried space

( vladimir, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)

mars is a planet, maybe you could work with that?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)

Deep fried Mars.

done.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)

thats fucken team work

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)

how's the life of a saucy stuntman?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)

Glamorous and sexy.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

excellent

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)

I'm sad because I don't have any stories about people being evil to me for QOTW :(
Maybe you guys could help?
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)

your parents were evil
for inflicting you on us
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)

Cunt it up your bumpipe you miserable scruttock.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)

Thanks :)

(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)

what's best size of battery?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)

Fukkin C
No doubt.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

i reckon AAA
cos its like AA, but smaller
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)

Sexual battery.

(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)

what size?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)

that'll land you in a duraCELL.
hahahaha
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)

I am clicking this because it is such a bad pun that I laughed.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)

Could you jump through a window then a burning hoop, blindfold and holding a cup of tea?
could you do this without spilling the tea?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)

Natch.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)

WOW!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)

Evening.

( WormuIus, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)

Gypsies appear to be fucking idiots.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)

This comes as no surprise to me.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)

I thought a bunch of people that make their lives out of crime would have a few clever ones,
but nope.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)

If the crimes were ambitious jewellery thefts
or something then there might be.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)

The ex-con who's refused to let them show his face, lest it damage his job prospects,
obviously isn't totally stupid. Small mercies.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)

appearances can be deceiving.
In this case, nope you're right.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)

yup,
silly fools the lot of 'em.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)

oh shit, your lawn is going to covered in dead ponies tomorrow morning

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)

why are gypsies killing ponies?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)

Is it true you run a pub? Can I have free beer?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)

I take it on in mid-march,
yes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)

If it's not near to where I live can you just send me the beer?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)

I suppose so,
but you'd have to send me something to send it in, i'm fairly sure a pint will get spilt in the post, no matter how many this way up stickers we can put on it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)

Just stick some clingfilm over it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)

Cool,
gaz me your address.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)

Is my work address ok?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)

Sure.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)

I'm not sure a public service broadcaster
should be perpetuating negative stereotypes. I'm angry at everyone involved, both infront and behind the camera.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)

I agree. They should have balanced it out by showing some footage of gypsies wearing top hats and solving difficult maths problems.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)

I have anecdotal evidence
that not all traveller girls want to dress like hookers and get married on their 16th birthday.
But all Ch.4 are doing is re-enforcing my own prejudices.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)

You're right,
the whole thing comes across as a bit convoluted.
Did Lousi Theroux do gypsies? I bet he could be more condescending in tone than this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)

At least he'd look a bit deeper,
rather than giving up at "look at these people! They're barely human scum!"
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)

I dunno the AWESOME Win Pug.
Us taxpayers seem to be paying all their bills for them.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)

One of the things the show fails to do is show where they get their money from,
one of them was talking about a 55inch TV, and they seem to have fairly nice cars, and those dresses can't be cheap. But there is only passing references to labouring work and little else.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)

Manouche is fucking banging though

( gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)

stop grooming me by gaz you peado

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)

You love it.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)

Evening The LOVELY Bishop Duck.
*goes back to watching the last bit of How To Build A Planet*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)

apes with spears stuj
APES WITH SPEARS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)

And that's how we ended up with Manchester Frisbee-boy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)

it takes considerably less intelligence and manual dexterity to fling a frisbee
than it does to chuck a spear
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)

Wait, are you saying you're training chimps for your team, or Mancs?
If the former we might have to recognise it as a sport after all.
If the latter, stop now.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)

WAHT?
I'm not frisbee adam, really :( chimp frisbee would be soo cool tho, i think we should get some chimps and some pengrins with likke flinging arm things on there backs to fling frisbees at each other with
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)

easier to catch in your mouth tho.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)

i dunno
4.bp.blogspot.com/_6LohnQpCm18/TQOOayM3sDI/AAAAAAAABy0/WNXlw9FqLDA/s400/cannibal-holocaust-pic1.jpg
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)

they don't like it up 'em Captain Mainwaring!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)

i had to google javelin mouth impalement to find that
i cannot unsee what i saw
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)

I appreciate the dedication shown.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)

Just be grass.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)

That would appear to be his point.
Yes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)

The stuj review:
quite LOVELY but severly lacking in sexy penguins. 4/10, must try harder.
:D
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)

Damnit mumpso, what have I told you about lookig over my shoulder?
'Ning chap.
*Manders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)

'ning stuj, what's the plan for the rest of the night?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)

A bit of telly for the next hour or so, then I'm busy for the rest of the night.
:/
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)

you on shift tomorrow?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)

Nah, Sleep day tomorrow thank fuck.
sooooooooooooooooooo tired mumpso
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)

they're working you too hard chief.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)