For this reason + I'm not overly keen on thinking about the future too much.
My son will be a good looking chap when he's older but statistics say he'll probably be single.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)

Oh mate

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)

who knows eh? perhaps I'm being a bit too emo about it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)

You're entitled to feel however you want about it
I can't sympathise and I'm not going to pretend I can, but...y'know...*ruffles hair and buys ice cream*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)

oh boy! thanks TH.
I went into the fridge and found a surprise!
Half a french loaf filled with: boiled egg, pork tenderloin, chicken, peppered steak slices, about 10 slices of cheese and coleslaw.

It's wrapped up on a plate with a napkin that says "MMPS vs FOOD!" on it.

Oh boy!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)

YES!
;)
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:10, archived)

well played the partner, well played.
I also have apple pie flavoured ice cream in the freezer imagine that!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)

Christ
I've got sandwiches and fruit.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)

now i feel like a bumhead for making light of it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)

You monster!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)

yeah.
horrible me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)

Since Whorsepower left, you're easily the worst one here
Sorry
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)

I'm hoping one of those 2 L plates from yesterday turns out to be a proper cunt,
just so i can go back to being the loveable rogue I truly am.

Oh god, that's reminded me, I heard a guy at this party last night describe himself to a girl as "loveably arrogant" and "truly handsome in the classical sense"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)

Ahaha
I love pricks like that. I like it even more when they're not friends of mine.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)

awww, gimme a hug you big goof!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)