I have an aunt called June.
She had a stroke she's bed ridden now, should be easy for you.
( MONO!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)

I like 'em when they lie still and don't know my name

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)

It's the droopy face that gets me going.

( MONO!, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)