Knock their scalding hot coffee all over their lap.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)

It's an email conversation unfortunately
Next time I see her I'll throw coffee at her
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)

Send the spillage as an attachment

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)