Best not to, then.
You probably have wrens too if you look hard enough. You'd like wrens. They are tiny. About twice as tall as you.
If you put out feeders you'd probably get great tits, blue tits and greenfinches at least. especially if there are woods nearby.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:55, archived)

It's crawling with cats around here, unfortunately
We've got a tree out the front though, if I put a feeder in there I bet I'd get some birds. My grandparents in Cornwall have a bit of their garden just for the birds, put loads of food out. My grandad has a rifle to shoot at the peregrines and sparrowhawks with. In 20 years he's only ever hit one.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:57, archived)

Why would anyone want to shoot peregrines and sparrowhawks?
Is he one of these dozy old cunts who attribute human sentimentality to wildlife?
They ain't evil, like cats are. They're just eating.
If you get peregrines and sparrowhawks that's a good thing. It means you have a healthy population of birds in your area.
Tell him I said he's a cunt.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:00, archived)

He should make himself useful and shoot a fucking horse.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:01, archived)

he might have a job with an air rifle

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

yeah he is a cunt, but his rate of success is so dismal it's not worth arguing about
he had even less success with a fishing catapult but it was funnier to watch him try. At least I can shoot cans with the rifle when I go down there.
He thinks he's protecting the sweet little birds. Keeps him busy, sitting there and watching.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

Not that I give a fuck about the birds.
Don't get me wrong. It's the shit reasoning I have a problem with.
If he was shooting peregrines and sparrowhawks for shits and giggles, that'd be fine.
I'd like to shoot a panda.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:04, archived)

I'd like to eat a panda
rubbish animals
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:06, archived)

I'm down with Packham and Attenborough on this one.
If an animal needs conserving it ain't fit for purpose and should be allowed to die out.
Any animal that needs IVF can fuck off and die already.
But yeah, I'd love to eat the last panda.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:08, archived)