i'm enjoying this eurovision qualifying malarkey
hair metal, sacha baron cohen lookylikeys and that
great stuff
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:14, archived)

Fucking brilliant...

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:17, archived)

And now a man in a sparkly blindfold toying with imagery?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:17, archived)

I was kind of hoping the big reveal involved him gouging his own eyes out :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:18, archived)

Instead you had to do your own

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:22, archived)

oh man, these presenters are the best
their patter is like they've been rehearsing it all their lives

I'd do red dress hoochie on the left of shot, purple dress can watch, suit twat can run to the shops for Haribo
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:21, archived)