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my bumhole hurts.
stupid antibiotics :(
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:04, archived)
so what

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
shut up and stop withering me.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
i had to read from the book of wisdom at my nans funeral
and then i had to help carry her coffin to her final resting place
it was a busy day
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
oh um really?
soz.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
dont worry this was about three weeks ago

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
how far did you have to cart the coffin?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
not far probably like a hundred yards total, out the church to the vehicle
which then drove to the burial place, then carried it out the car to the well the final resting place, i'll be honest carrying coffins with the dead body of a loved one in it isnt as fun as you'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
im basically going to answer all questions tonight honestly and with too much detail k

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
why

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:26, archived)
because i am in a terrible mood and need some level of distracting
else there is a chance i end up walking the streets of cardiff until the early hours
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:44, archived)
well then fuck you and your dead nan.
this is like my local where all my friends are drunk bigots who want to have sex with me.

except none of you want to have sex with me because I am a fat girl on the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:17, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
mental innit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
it is so hot today
what if the sun is expanding right now an d were all going to slowly burn that would be horrid
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
surly girl or summit this one was called on a forum scaryduck was on, imagine how shit that was
no dont, i like you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
eveyone had blogs then

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
i did a blog about every poo i did, for about two months
but then lord manley started doing the same so i stopped because that guy is one hell of a prick and ppl might start thinking we were friends or something
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
advertisimg and self publishins killed the intercock

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
if white america told the truth for one day their world would fall apart

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
hi Richey

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
lenny bruce

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
Also, you were treading on Bob Todd's toes a bit, or possibly on her colon.
Whatever happened to her, anyway? Did she finally get carted off to a special funny farm for the terminally shit-obsessed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
ihave never read a blog, spare me your shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
wait was scaryduck the one who did a blog that i never read?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
yes. however I had a blog that lots of people read.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
what was on it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
memememememe.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
did you post any pics of your fat tits

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
are you sure they read it?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
I'm still a rock star.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 24 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
it's nothing special

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
wow, maybe it is cancer, again

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
i dont know anyone who died of cancer
thats my cancer fact
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
i've never belived anyone who claims to have internet cancer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
i dont think you can get cancer of the internet
haha get it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
not often
WAY HAY
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
haha good one like sex

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:13, archived)
sex eh, now that is funny

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:15, archived)
i watched an episode of grandmas house with simon amstel
and his cousin was referring to sex as "pudding" so that their parents wouldnt know what they were talking about so simon amstel goes "was it full penetrative pudding" haha get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:17, archived)
lol, oral pudding
anal pudding
pudding slave
pudding crimes
non-consensual pudding
child pudding offender
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:23, archived)
What do you think baldmonkey is?
Ahahaha oh dear me, I am on fire tonight and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
whoah harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
It's aright, he can take it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
they're not suppositories, you need to take the child proof cap off too

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
Are you confusing oral with anal?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
it's a bugger when you do that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 May 2012, 1:39, archived)